the muss is mightier than the pen
HISTORY OF WORLD CAN NOT BE LEARNED IN ONE SEMESTER
To the surprise of many students at Wootton High School, many have learned that all that has happened on this planet can not be learned in a single semester.
"The dawn of civilization to Waterloo is a long time, and I guess I thought through a few months talking about it, I'd absorb most of it, but that test just proved me wrong" stated a dazed AP World student today.
"I didn't realize I had my thumb up my ass" another adolescent on the verge of homicide claimed. "All I needed was a C, but uh...."(he then proceeded to cry in a corner.
Another student was overheard wandering the halls asking if "anyone knows the civilization after Sumer and before the Hittites."
The instructor of the class seemed less worried than his students, as he fell asleep while they were experiencing excruciatingly painful mental constipation.
To the surprise of many students at Wootton High School, many have learned that all that has happened on this planet can not be learned in a single semester.
"The dawn of civilization to Waterloo is a long time, and I guess I thought through a few months talking about it, I'd absorb most of it, but that test just proved me wrong" stated a dazed AP World student today.
"I didn't realize I had my thumb up my ass" another adolescent on the verge of homicide claimed. "All I needed was a C, but uh...."(he then proceeded to cry in a corner.
Another student was overheard wandering the halls asking if "anyone knows the civilization after Sumer and before the Hittites."
The instructor of the class seemed less worried than his students, as he fell asleep while they were experiencing excruciatingly painful mental constipation.