Nov 27, 2003 15:54
BUSH SURPRISED "MACY'S DAY" CELEBRATED ON THANKSGIVING
As President Bush awoke on Thursday, November 27, 2003, he turned on his television and noticed something peculiar. While the day was Thanksgiving Day, there was "The Macy's Day Parade" in progress. Confused, Bush consulted his calender. It was indeed Thanksgiving.
Assuming this "Macy's day" has been overlooked by officials for years, a press conference was scheduled for 2:30PM today, moments before Bush went to the podium, one of his aides explained to him that there is no Macy's Day.
Hearing this, Bush took the stand in a fit of rage and declared "The parade you all have witnessed earlier today...is a sham. There is no Macy's Day...and this 'Macy' fellow, has been placed in the axis of evil."