Dear World, I have a few suggestions:

[dohts]

1. Please do not have mysterious "water spills" in TDR that cause me to slip and fall on my face infront of many people.

2. Please cancel all things 8:30 AM.

3. Please move all of my friends who I miss dearly much closer to me so that we can never miss eachother.

4. Please have Riverside and Aston tour the DC area.

5. Please eliminate calories.

6. Please make iTunes free and/or myTunes legal.

7. Please eliminate homework, reading for class and papers etc.

8. Please end war.

9. Please make people enter the Common Room for some CR antics so that I am not bored.

10. Please eliminate the need for money/just make everyone have enough all the time... Not in a communist way though.

11. Please eliminate zits.

12. Please enhance the amount of nutritional value in Ramen.

13. Please make all bad awkwardness perish and good awkwardness flourish.

14. Please bring back Hanson.

15. Please make everyone happy all the time (:

That is all I can think of for now. If I think of anything else I will let you know.

Thoughtfully Yours,
Dohts