Insanely long meme thing.

Mar 27, 2007 01:56

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

✓ I miss somebody right now.  (Ahh, a life full of possible regrets...)
× I don't watch much TV these days.
✓ I own lots of books.  (Mostly Dungeons and Dragons, though...)

✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games.  (RPG RPG RPG RPG RPG)
× I've tried marijuana.  (...yeah. I don't think so, no.)

✓ I've watched porn movies.  (Gay porn movies at that. Deal.)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.  (Even if it kills you.)

✓ I curse sometimes.  (Damn it, I don't fucking curse at all!)
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.  (...nope, still the same, just more voices.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.  (I wish. A cane sword, I think, is still illegal.)

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× I have broken someone's bones.
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.  (...what, you thought I'd reveal it here?)
× I hate the rain.

✓ I'm paranoid at times.  (Only on days that end in y.)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now.  (Who doesn't?)

× I love sushi.  (...eew.)
× I talk really, really fast.
× I have fresh breath in the morning.  (If you want to call a green dragon's breath fresh, then yes, I do, too. Even if I'm a manticore.)

✓ I have long hair.  (And it's staying that way.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling.  (I wish I had at least one brother.)

× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.

✓ I like the way that I look.  (With just a bit of alteration, I might look like a cool anime character.)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.  (You'd be surprised.)
✓ I am usually pessimistic.  (If I'm not pessimistic, then optimism has reached a new low.)

✓ I have a lot of mood swings.  (Only every minute.)
× I think prostitution should be legalized.  (...I'm not saying anything here.)
✓ I slept with a roommate.  (Repeatedly!)

✓ I have a hidden talent.  (I love writing, and I'm good at it. Now to actually sit down and write something.)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
✓ I have a lot of friends.  (Online counts, right?)

✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.  (There's plenty of definitions for 'pecked' when it comes to a male...)
× I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.

× I love to shop and/or window shop.  (I'm more of "When I know what I want I'll get it" kind of person.)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.  (I'd rather be seen with Mom than with co-workers, actually.)

× I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.  (I haven't been drunk at all. XD)
× I've rejected someone before.

✓ I currently like/love someone.  (And who am I to say who it is...?)
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.  (Well, besides live.)
× I want to have children in the future.  (...yeah, okay, uh, NO.)

× I have changed a diaper before.  (...eew!)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.  (Actually, bee stings. x x;)

✓ I have a lot to learn.  (Everybody has a lot to learn.)
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.

× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.  (Tried, but never really liked.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.

× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music.  (What's wrong with country music?)

✓ I would die for my best friends.  (I love all my friends, and would lay my life down if it would save them.)
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.

× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
× I am happy at this moment.  (Define 'happy.')

✓ I'm obsessed with guys.  (Let's see, gay horny guy, is he obsessed with other males...?)
× Democrat.  (Same to you.)
× Republican.  (Same to you.)

✓ I don't even know what I am.  (Identity crisis, much?)
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.

× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
✓ I can work on a car.  (Cars are made of metallic spaghetti.)

× I love my job(s).  (Hells no.)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.  (I'm a likable person. Not loveable, likable.)
× I have more than just my ears pierced.  (I don't even have those pierced.)

× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.  (Nobody's told me to yet. XP)
× I love sea turtles.  (...well, I don't hate them...)

× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.  (I plan and plan, but it just doesn't happen.)
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.

× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.  (Sometimes, the thought has crossed my mind!)

× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.

× I fall for the worst people.
× I adore bright colours.  (...egad, no, people would think I've gone crazier.)
× I usually like covers better than originals.

× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.  (Sometimes.)
× I can't whistle.  (Oh, yes, I can!)

× I have ridden/owned a horse.
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
✓ I talk in my sleep.  (I've heard that I do at times.)

✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.  (What say thee, O screen of light? Dost thou mocketh me with thy mimicry, the letters I touch appearing across thy visage...?)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.  (Fortunately, my mind provides a lot of them.)
× I wear a toe ring.

× I have a tattoo.
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.  (Multiple people, really.)
× I am a caffeine junkie.

× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.  (Just one. Maybe.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.

× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
✓ I'm an artist.  (I consider writing an art!)
× I am ambidextrous.  (I wish I were ambidextrous.)

× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.  (I just sleep with a Tails doll...)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.

× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.  (I was bored. Sue me.)
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life.  (There's no one remotely similar to me, save maybe my roommate, in real life around me.)

✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.  (...oh, yes. Definitely on the wish list.)
✓ I love hugs more than kisses.

× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.  (...eew. Again.)
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.  (How else can I talk to my Internet friends?)

✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.  (Nobody has ever wanted to.)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.  (Well, almost. So I have sensitive emotions...)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.  (I actually dislike firearms. Too much power for too little skill.)

× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.  (Or displeased. It makes me nervous.)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.

✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before.  (Yes, he was male. Deal. XD)
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.  (And the afterlife.)

× I can't stand being alone.  (I prefer it, most of the time.)
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.

× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
✓ I'm a HUGE drama-queen.  (I can be, anyway.)

× I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.  (I'm uneasy about my writing.)

× I am a Libertarian.  (...a what?)
× I can speak more than one language.  (Not fluently, anyway...)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.  (My sister says I can sleep anywhere.)

× I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.  (I prefer fantasy. There's enough fact around me.)
× I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.

✓ I have no piercings.  (True enough. Don't want them, either.)
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.  (Airport.)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.

× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.  (A teeny bit more common than one might think, but usually just contemplative. Y'know, the whole existence question.)
× I like most animals better than most people.

✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles.  (NES, SNES, Genesis...)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.  (No, but gods, that would be hilarious! XD)

✓ I am compulsively honest.  (Sadly enough, if you ask me something directly, I have far too much trouble lying effectively.)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.  (I don't dance.)

× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.  (Oh, I remember. My body makes me remember.)

× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
✓ I dislike milk.  (But not chocolate milk or strawberry milk.)
× I obsessively wash my hands.

✓ I always carry something significant around with me.  (I wear my zodiac pendant all the time.)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.

× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.  (...like I could write in hypertext markup language.)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.  (Such as boys, or Tails (specifically)...)

× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.  (Nope. But that would be neat!)
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.  (True enough...)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.

✓ I do not 'get' most comedy acts.  (I do not 'get' most comedy.)
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.

× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.

✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.  (Including myself.)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.  (No, but I certainly wish I did.)
✓ I love to sing.  (Now, if I could sing well...!)

× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.

× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping.  (Sounds like fun, though.)
× I've performed in three plays.

× I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.

× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.  (Oh, please! XD)

✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.  (Oh, yes. Alas, there isn't...)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.  (And it may never be.)

✓ I need more time to myself.  (Oh yes. More me time.)
× I wish I was more open-minded.  (I wish other people were, actually.)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.

× I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out.

× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare.  (With other gay guys. XP)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.

✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.  (Is it over yet?)

✓ I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.  (Some of them, anyway.)
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.

...That's how you do it! I did not know that. XD

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