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I come to you with distressing news.
[Rome tilts his chin up and looks straight into the camera, stonefaced.]
I have been informed that a man named Santa is a suspect in stalking, breaking and entering, defiling public spaces, and willful destruction of property.
[He's so serious.]
Please, do not panic. I intend to detain this man by any means necessary. It is my honor to keep the citizens here safe, and as long as people like Santa exist, your safety is compromised. I will not allow him to harm any of you, physically or emotionally.
I simply thought you should all be aware, so you know to be careful. Board up your fireplaces if you can, and if you feel as if someone is watching you, contact me and I will track him from your location. And lastly, do not hang up your socks.
Thank you.
[He clicks the feed off.]
[Rome tilts his chin up and looks straight into the camera, stonefaced.]
I have been informed that a man named Santa is a suspect in stalking, breaking and entering, defiling public spaces, and willful destruction of property.
[He's so serious.]
Please, do not panic. I intend to detain this man by any means necessary. It is my honor to keep the citizens here safe, and as long as people like Santa exist, your safety is compromised. I will not allow him to harm any of you, physically or emotionally.
I simply thought you should all be aware, so you know to be careful. Board up your fireplaces if you can, and if you feel as if someone is watching you, contact me and I will track him from your location. And lastly, do not hang up your socks.
Thank you.
[He clicks the feed off.]