Adstringendum voice mail

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If you require my services and have tried to contact me without a response, I may be unavailable.

Please leave a message and I will get back to you as soon as I am physically able.

Romulus Hart, 1st lieutenant

Comments

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[makeitmemorable]

your mom's breath smells like cock.

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[dogtagcollar]

you have never met my mother

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[makeitmemorable]

yeah i have.

met her in your bed.

last night.

unf unf unf.

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[dogtagcollar]

she is not in adstringendum. that is physically impossible.

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[makeitmemorable]

are you completely unfamiliar with the way people interact socially.

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[dogtagcollar]

i have never been required to familiarize myself.

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[makeitmemorable]

go to fucking bed.