Remind me to nuke Brazil

[dogsof_war]

 Who's fucking bright idea was it to put one fucking phone in Brazil? Next person to call me Mr. Red gets a fucking knife in the eye.

[ooc: And one by one, my characters shall return.] 

Comments

[sine_sole_sileo]

Heh, missed you.

(I deleted my comment because I didn't realize Dion made almost the exact some comment. XD;;)

[dogsof_war]

Don't be such a sap.

[sine_sole_sileo]

My apologies.

Where have you been, jackass? Is that better?

[dogsof_war]

Laos, Brazil, probably somewhere else but fuck if I remember. What the hell is my brat doing in Chile?

[sine_sole_sileo]

Laos sucks. I hate that damnable qeej they play there.

Your brat is currently living a happily "married" life with the Tonka truck there. Up until recently, I was staying there as well - to recover from that little injury you gave me a few months back.

[dogsof_war]

...

WHAT?

[death_chopper]

Now you know.

Stay away.

[dogsof_war]

Fuck no. I'm coming there and you and me are having a long fucking talk.

[death_chopper]

...Fine.

[dogsof_war]

Don't even think of running.

[ooc: Yeah, Ares is like a southern Pa. It's just going to be a lot of 'hurt him, I'll kill you. I still own him, tell him I care and I'll kill you' etc.]

[death_chopper]

Why would I?

((Hahah! He's a shotgun daddy!))

[dogsof_war]

Doesn't matter. Just don't.

[death_chopper]

I'm not scared of you. Hnh. Had no intention to.

((Strike input, then deleted~.))

[sine_sole_sileo]

...

If you actually paid attention to what he did, we wouldn't have these conversations so often.

[dogsof_war]

I don't need a damn lecture from you on fatherhood.

[sine_sole_sileo]

I don't see any of my sons marrying robots.