Remind me to nuke Brazil

[dogsof_war]

 Who's fucking bright idea was it to put one fucking phone in Brazil? Next person to call me Mr. Red gets a fucking knife in the eye.

[ooc: And one by one, my characters shall return.] 

Comments

[amerimnos]

You're as pleasant as usual.

[dogsof_war]

Well, I try, princess.

[amerimnos]

Oh, how I missed those derogatory little nicknames...

And leave Brazil alone. It's a lovely place.

[dogsof_war]

I'll go where I fucking want. Even if it is boring.

[amerimnos]

I don't care where you go. I just don't see any reason for you to nuke the place.

[dogsof_war]

Because it's fucking boring. And hotter than Africa. Not even the snakes are entertaining.

[amerimnos]

It's not boring. You're just not looking in the right places.

[dogsof_war]

There are no right places, it's damned Brazil.

[amerimnos]

Then go somewhere interesting and stop bitching.

[dogsof_war]

Apparently I'm going to fucking Chile. You should come.

[amerimnos]

Ah, right. Chile. I had half a mind to head that way at some point in the near future...I don't see why you want my company, though.

[dogsof_war]

Because if they don't want me there they sure as fuck won't want you. For once in your life, you'd be useful.

[amerimnos]

And for what purpose? Your entertainment? I don't like you that much, darling.

[dogsof_war]

You can annoy the fuck out of Eros and the damn junk heap.

[amerimnos]

I've never actually spoken to that "junk heap", and harassing him probably wouldn't leave a good first impression. Sorry, love, you'll have to try harder if you really wish for me to tag along. I know the chances of that are slim.

[dogsof_war]

Psh, fine. I'll take Apollo, he'd probably be more fun anyway.