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[dogsof_war]

Cerberus chewed up one of my good spears. Fuck, uncle you owe me a new one.

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[revered_love]

[ooc; holy crap, didn't even see this buried under all the memes!]

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YOU'RE NOT DEAD?

[dogsof_war]

Why the fuck do you all think I'm so easy to kill?

[revered_love]

They were all saying how they killed you! I didn't think it was possibl--

WAIT A MINUTE, DON'T YOU TURN THIS BACK ON ME, YOU GO AND MAKE A FUCKING POST ABOUT YOUR SPEAR BUT NOT TO INFORM EVERYONE THAT YOU MIGHT JUST NOT BE DEAD?

you're such a dick. Do you know how worried I was? Do you?

[dogsof_war]

Unless they show you a fucking body, that's a dumbass thing to assume.

[revered_love]

Well sorry I was worried that my dad was fucking killed.

I'm coming over and I'll not hear a single word about it. It's cuddle time, motherfucker.

[dogsof_war]

Says who? Stay the fuck where you are. I don't want to deal with this whiny crap.

[revered_love]

Says me. No. I'll punch you in the mouth before I initiate cuddling. Happy?

[dogsof_war]

No, Harmonia can throw a better punch than you.

[revered_love]

Fuck you, I'm manlier than her! that's it, I'm going to fucking take you down.

[ooc; cue Eros popping over and jumping Ares and probably getting the crap beat out of him, hahaha.]

[dogsof_war]

Try it.

[ooc: XD Poor Eros. He tries so hard.]