It's Limerick Day! Share a favorite or compose your own humorous five-line poem with an AABBA rhyme structure.
View other answers "There was a burgher,
from Pittsburg,
who one day,
by mistake,
the old bugger
took a bite out of,
his neighbor's wife's
burger."
I'll be the first to admit, that I suck at limericks.So, please feel free to flame with impunity.