It's reely hot

[dogorcuton]

but it gets reely cold at nite and then the humans lock the back door and hide the doggy door, so i sleep outside.

And even in the daytime its darkish so its really hard to find mi way around.

So today we went to the VET and the floor was slippery and i culdn't stand properly, but lederhosen sed that the vet sed on mi records that i am a Lovely Dog.

So then I crapped on the vet's floor too.