May 17, 2011 21:44
'cause they gave me a new collar that SMELLS like that SQUIRTY STUFF Mum uses in the hallway after NewSquirt craps there.
And she's put the new collar on ME and I smell like SWEET and SICKLY ICKY NICE so I spent AGES rolling upside down on the carpet to try and GET RID OF IT.
And she says the collar is to calm me down and stop me barking.
So I decided to start BARKING and BARKING and hey is that DINNER?
mean owners