THEY FORGOT TO FEED ME
and WALKBOY and THUMDUDE and MUM went out and I was STARVING.
But they left a GREAT BIG CAKE on a table, just a LITTLE BIT too far away for me to get.
So I only looked at it.
Just looked at it.
Just hopped up on my hind paws and put my front paws on the table top and looked at it.
And then slipped back down, so I hopped up again on my hind legs and put my front legs on the table top.
And the table cloth SLIPPED! HONEST!
And the cake went CRASH and there was SHINY STUFF EVERYWHERE and the cake was RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.
So I ate some.
But I left the rest for THUMDUDE and MUM.
So why were they so angry with me? And why did they throw the rest out, with all the shiny stuff?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND THESE HUMANS!
But they left a GREAT BIG CAKE on a table, just a LITTLE BIT too far away for me to get.
So I only looked at it.
Just looked at it.
Just hopped up on my hind paws and put my front paws on the table top and looked at it.
And then slipped back down, so I hopped up again on my hind legs and put my front legs on the table top.
And the table cloth SLIPPED! HONEST!
And the cake went CRASH and there was SHINY STUFF EVERYWHERE and the cake was RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.
So I ate some.
But I left the rest for THUMDUDE and MUM.
So why were they so angry with me? And why did they throw the rest out, with all the shiny stuff?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND THESE HUMANS!