Oct 30, 2015 16:13
On our walk we encounter cats but none of them adhere to cat-dog interaction lore. Whether this is a reflection on Kato I’m not sure. Universally approved dog / cat interface protocol is
(1)Dog Barks- 15 second warning
(2)Dog Does Cartoon manoeuvre of legs spinning around before take-off
(3)Cat Flees to place inaccessible to Dog
(4)Dog Turns Back.
With the cats we meet it’s more
(1)Dog Barks
(2)Cat Raises Eyebrow
(3)Dog makes half-hearted lunge
(4)Cat remains stationary and says feline equivalent of “yeah, whatever, come at me Brah”
There are 3 regular cats in Kato world
(1)Chicken Cat - a reference to its target/location not demeanour, it hangs out near a garden where there are were (according to Dave-the-Shop) 150 hens
(2)School Cat - hangs around near the primary school. School Cat will not move from our path - so we have to cross over or Kato will be unpacking several confidence issues.
(3)Garden Cat - hangs out in our garden at altitude of no less than 8 feet. Kato doesn’t attempt to chase Garden Cat. When Kato is considering World Events she sits talking to Garden Cat, usually about School Cat
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