“Sit here”
“Why”
“Just do it...sit...good girl, now look devoted”
“Wut?”
“Look devoted”
“Don’t remember that command from school”
“You remember dip all from school Kato”
“I know many useless commands and can sniff out biscuits in several different languages. Actually”
“Keep still. Stop sticking your tongue out!"
“I'm sure there are laws about putting dogs in headlocks”