Eurovision 2010
What the hell why did we win??? I mean guys come on, Romania and Russia were clearly the best songs. Lena and her terrible fake English accent rub me totally the wrong way. Girl doesn't even know how to speak the language.
Worst of all, she's super rich now. This is UNFORGIVABLE!!!
Anyways, here's my commentary on the songs:
Azerbaijan - I refuse to acknowledge this country's place in a EUROPEAN song contest. How bout letting China in next. Anyways boring song by boring chick. Why did this get hyped so much?
Spain - Dude that haircut. You sure about it? Other than that, not sooo bad, there's not enough accordeon / barrel organ in pop music after all. Right? R-RIGHT??
Norway - Snoozefest
Moldavia - "Hmmm who won last time? Some violins? Get us violins then!" - "And what's popular right now? Lady Gaga?? Some of that too!"
Cyprus - That's more like Eurovision.
Bosnia wants to be England
Belgium - Wouldn't complain about this being on the radio but that's not Eurovision material.
Serbia - Fluctuating between unforgiveable and yessss. What's up with this guy?
Belarus - At first I was like
but then I
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Ireland - The Shire: Douze Points!
Greece - Opa = Grampa in German /kimoi.
UK - 90ies family oriented sitcom opening
Georgia - It's like Azerbaijan but better in every regard
Turkey - Is that band's name really just a coincident? Well too bad their lead singer isn't anything special otherwise it would be kinda good.
Albania - Her styling reminds me of Madonna. Anyways add moar violins dammiiiit!! Norway proved it's super effective last year!!!!!
Iceland - Eurovision alright but lame
Ukraine - The commentator just said that the song she initially submitted was plagiarised from some American song, but When I listen to this song... it sounds A LOT like some other song too. Can't remember which, but it's a movie theme...
France - Let's shake our asses a little more, maybe everybody will foget we don't have ANY lyrics or whatsoever.
Romania - Winner potential!
Russia - I like these Don Cossacks maybe a little too much
Armenia - Good but nothing exciting for me. I was imagining the guy in the background was Senor Chang though.
Germany - I'm not against a German victory for a change, BUT I HATE LENAAAA /ssj What's that shitty tattoo all of a sudden? Also she finally changed her pronounciation of "Love" (previously: "lorf"). Lena: "I can speak like all the cool british kids :3"
Portugall - Not winning potential but I'm not against this song at all
Isreal - Not Europe in my book either. Good luck with a language nobody else knows.
Denmark feels a little Abbaish.
Spain - Again?
The real loser in this competition is Germany, as a nation. From now on this song will be playing every three seconds. I won't be able to bear ittttt
Worst of all, she's super rich now. This is UNFORGIVABLE!!!
Anyways, here's my commentary on the songs:
Azerbaijan - I refuse to acknowledge this country's place in a EUROPEAN song contest. How bout letting China in next. Anyways boring song by boring chick. Why did this get hyped so much?
Spain - Dude that haircut. You sure about it? Other than that, not sooo bad, there's not enough accordeon / barrel organ in pop music after all. Right? R-RIGHT??
Norway - Snoozefest
Moldavia - "Hmmm who won last time? Some violins? Get us violins then!" - "And what's popular right now? Lady Gaga?? Some of that too!"
Cyprus - That's more like Eurovision.
Bosnia wants to be England
Belgium - Wouldn't complain about this being on the radio but that's not Eurovision material.
Serbia - Fluctuating between unforgiveable and yessss. What's up with this guy?
Belarus - At first I was like
but then I
'd
Ireland - The Shire: Douze Points!
Greece - Opa = Grampa in German /kimoi.
UK - 90ies family oriented sitcom opening
Georgia - It's like Azerbaijan but better in every regard
Turkey - Is that band's name really just a coincident? Well too bad their lead singer isn't anything special otherwise it would be kinda good.
Albania - Her styling reminds me of Madonna. Anyways add moar violins dammiiiit!! Norway proved it's super effective last year!!!!!
Iceland - Eurovision alright but lame
Ukraine - The commentator just said that the song she initially submitted was plagiarised from some American song, but When I listen to this song... it sounds A LOT like some other song too. Can't remember which, but it's a movie theme...
France - Let's shake our asses a little more, maybe everybody will foget we don't have ANY lyrics or whatsoever.
Romania - Winner potential!
Russia - I like these Don Cossacks maybe a little too much
Armenia - Good but nothing exciting for me. I was imagining the guy in the background was Senor Chang though.
Germany - I'm not against a German victory for a change, BUT I HATE LENAAAA /ssj What's that shitty tattoo all of a sudden? Also she finally changed her pronounciation of "Love" (previously: "lorf"). Lena: "I can speak like all the cool british kids :3"
Portugall - Not winning potential but I'm not against this song at all
Isreal - Not Europe in my book either. Good luck with a language nobody else knows.
Denmark feels a little Abbaish.
Spain - Again?
The real loser in this competition is Germany, as a nation. From now on this song will be playing every three seconds. I won't be able to bear ittttt