i'm a get my chief-on/while she suck my ding-dong/eyes like a ching-chong/hard-on like king kong

[dogcatcher]

my mommy found my myspace

why is that relevant?

well, because my display name is...

Mom: "I get erections on the bus?"

*silence*

Matthew:......I love you?

*Mother shoots me disgusted look, and walks away shaking her head*

oh well.

Comments

[tambulance]

...it took me a while to process that. i can only imagine.

[zigstar]

I still havn't seen your myspace.