so i was walking through my house and then i stepped on one of these buddies.
i breathed real heavy for a bit because i thought he was squooshed on me bare foot. but he wasn't. i made a jug of iced tea and returned to the bug. he still wasn't dead so i said "come here lit'l buggy" and held my finger out for him. he crawled up me finger and now he likes to chill on the modem and talk to me.