Dec 20, 2005 14:04
on this fine december morn, i woke up at the crack of dawn to take a trip to saint bills in order to participate in some paid labor. i walked into father reardon hall just as i would any other day and sat down to imbibe my morning hot chocolate. the day progessed as usual, putting up christmas decor in the church, taking adequate breaks, inhaling mt. dew...
first, i put a doggie statue in the spot where jesus is supposed to go in the manger. also jesus is missing. i laughed heartily at cheviot's and now st. william's expense.
BUT THEN believe it or not, none other than TOM DAVORAN makes his dazzling entrance into the church to help decorate.
this was spectacular enough, but then i was climbing a ladder, and the ever-so-clever mr. davoran shouts from the other end of the church, "DAN, ALTIORA!"
realizing the amount of wit that it took to come up with that GREAT NON-RISQUé DOUBLE ENTENDRE, i gave him a well deserved courtesy laugh and continued hanging golden beer can angels on pillars.
oh by the way, take a look at the second golden beer can angel from the front on the left side of the church, he's flicking you off. hopefully the entire congregation sees it. and cries. especially children.
merry christmas.