I would offer up a brick to the back of your head boy, if I were Cain...

[dog_doesnt_bite]

People get butthurt about the stupidest things.

Twilight Princess is pretty amazing.

Vinyl is still better than CD.

I love the Power Glove.

Friday the 13th is the worst game ever made.

I miss my parents.

I'm the best waiter at P.F. Chang's. Ever.

All the good girls have sucky boyfriends.

.appaZ knarF

fnord.