Be be be benny and the jets, wooo.
I know why our president is so god damn stupid. I know why the best english teacher I know, and one of the smartest friends I have (Also and english major), fight for good'ol Georgie boy. I am a bit upset that I was never told from the start...but... Now I know why my president fumbles words and smiles when he says "WAR" on television in front of the children of America, and it's okay now. I know why. You might get upset and say that there is no excuse for any of this. Oh but there is. I have just recently discovered that Gorge Bush's speech writer/director is none other than Mr. Andy Dick. According to Mr.Dick's techniques every move George Bush makes is intentional. It's all part of what WE, the people, want. See, they really DO understand us! See for yourself:
Presidential speechalist
and to follow that I have for you
World leaders in their youth
and for the potluck after the show we have:
The Company Cookbook (Read the intro before you eat)...(oh, and try the five cheese ball)
And for those who still have room after the buffet, we have for your viewing pleasure (view at your own risk):
A Japanese political leader stabbed with a sword.
Presidential speechalist
and to follow that I have for you
World leaders in their youth
and for the potluck after the show we have:
The Company Cookbook (Read the intro before you eat)...(oh, and try the five cheese ball)
And for those who still have room after the buffet, we have for your viewing pleasure (view at your own risk):
A Japanese political leader stabbed with a sword.