~ duodesexagesimus

[dofaye]

I wonder if there's a more efficient way to keep up to date on muggle newspapers than having to blend in and buy them one by one. Even though I've read books on the topic, I don't think I was particularly subtle the last time I tried it. Rosemariné was probably right when he said that just because I was wearing proper muggle clothing didn't mean

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[redwhiteandhero]

You wore a dress or something, didn't you?

[dofaye]

I am not that incompetent.

[redwhiteandhero]

I could totally see it.

[dofaye]

Please don't imagine that.

[redwhiteandhero]

You wish.

[dofaye]

They're not very different from robes.

[redwhiteandhero]

They're tighter, for one thing. And half the time they've got flowers on 'em.

[dofaye]

There are tight mens' robes with flowers on them.

[Not many, and he doesn't wear them, but they exist!]

[redwhiteandhero]

If there are, they're gay as hell.

[dofaye]

I wouldn't wear one, but I don't see the issue.

...you needn't say "you're so gay" in response, I've heard it before.

[redwhiteandhero]

Hey, if guys wanna dress up like chicks, that's their problem, not mine.

[dofaye]

I'm glad you think that.

[redwhiteandhero]

Weirdo.