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Apr 15, 2009 21:57


Anyone who has themselves etched on their window has a small penis.  Just saying.

Sometimes, I sit here, and I watch this show and wonder - what's the point of it all.  You become invested and interested in these characters and undoubtedly they'll let you down because someone has different conflicting plans for them then you do.  I watch these shows and imagine what would happen if someone found me dead.  The smart quips they would make over my body.  If I was disfigured how they'd track my ID by my various medical implants.

I was thinking about the worst way to die on the way home.  I figure, either way you go it ends up pretty ugly.  Of course by that time you won't care.

Then you could fall from a tall building and get swept away by sewer rats.  God in this city I wouldn't be surprised.

I think I like the pink finger print powder the best.

Dunbrook needs to stfu.  I hope he gets hit by a train.

I like city lights, I think they suck out your soul though.

REALLY?  ARE YOU FOR REAL?  YES, NEXT TIME I DROP FROM EXTREME HIGHTS I'LL LAND ON A TRASH BAG AND BE OKAY.  Oh, wait, I misread the situation.  I'll man up.

I'm glad Ann Steel made a come back, I really like silicon sex dolls.  With the detachable tongue.

Did you know that they are arresting assumed Nazi officers still?  Germany just extradited a Cleveland atuo worker back to German to be tried for war crimes.  I can't watch movies about the Holocaust.

The son did it.

Mmm strawberries.  What kind of candy doesn't dissolve in stomach acid and retains a fingerprint?  Shit, I don't feel very comfortable with a candy that hard-core.

Hello random lab tech.

Hahahah The Chief, yeah, you didn't see THAT coming.  I like his office.

"The city and the mayor aren't my problem.  Solving this crime is."

If I was trying to kill him.  I wouldn't miss.  Either Nelson is a bad actor, or he knew it was coming.  I'm going a little of column a and a little of column B

Dean Walsh, FBI, and who's the other one?  I can't remember.  Johnson.  Man spooks are really spooky.

The University of PHOENIX?  Who are they trying to kid?  Taking a vaction to Iowa, man you are a beast.

I love that the guy he's talking to is in a little cubby hole, because he couldn't find anyone higher up in a real office?  HAHAHAHAHA he said a swear!  I am so happy right now.

Sooo Dunbrook, a fifty something guy kicks the shit out of a supposedly highly trained FBI agent.  Yeah, okay, if you're selling it - I'll buy it.

He shot him through the magazine, grazed it - whatever.

SAY ANOTHER SWEAR WORD!  Can you imagine Mac retired?  Oh so it wasn't bad acting, just a douche bag.

I hate it when people quote headlines.

WHOA Sinclair, look at the big pair on him.  You know, I actually like the guy sometimes.  Don't tell Mac I said that.

PEARL HANDLE REVOLVER?  What is he a pimp from a cheap New Orlean whore house?  Haha what a great movie.

Ooo ouch, no match.

Mac loves the truth, mmm yeah.  That's a great view, a real great view.  I like it when Mac fights back, it gives me goose bumps.

I told you it was his son, I freaking called it.   Of course since I'm writing this after the fact you don't know if I'm telling the truth or not.

Ooooooo finally, the evil flash drive is destroyed!  Dun dun dunnnnnn

[what] episode recap, [season] five

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