These are my thoughts as the episode progresses. There's swearing and caps locks because I get really bent out of shape over fake TV shows. Not really, I just get excited easily.
First off? I hate
this fucking song, it needs to die. Seriously.
Second? No maid has that kind of attitude while answering the doors. Stop posing like a wanna be model and act like ya got some sense.
Okay, I love Marty, I think he's was one of the funniest M.E.'s evar and he was only in one episode. Sorry, Sid.
OH SNAP, the coin makes a reappearance (FINALLY). No, writers keep us hanging you dirty, dirty whores.
Oh you know you killed her, stop crying.
I like trying to see the pulse of the "corpses" on the close ups.
If I was a lesser person I would make a comment about Lindsey roping off beavers and processing them. CLOSE YOUR LEGS YOU DIRTY WHORE. I kid. No, really, I do.
I really don't believe that have those gadgets they show on here are actually real. Call me crazy.
NO ONE WANTS HER FOUND. LET HER DIE! I get very angry at fictional characters some times, I wonder what that says about me.
I like that they have to establish canon AFTER it happens? Why couldn't they have shown Sid's relationship with Marty and his wife WHEN it happened, or at least mentioned it before? Like Marty's gambling problem?
Mac looks good in black :3
Mac asks you to stand down. PLEASE STAND DOWN.
"Not going to arrest him in the U.S?" Does NO ONE see how this could go VERY VERY WRONG? NOT A GOOD IDEA. JUS' SAYIN'.
Why, why do people think that drug dealers would just leave drugs laying around? You don't think they are coming back for this? HAS NO ONE EVER MADE A MOVIE ABOUT THIS? O WAIT.
I think danny purposely forgot his vest.
"Who's asking?" DO YOU NOT NOTICE MY BADGE?
Say hallo to my little friend.
WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AFTER HIM WITH NO BADGE AND HE HAS AN AUTOMATIC WEAPON?! ARE YOU RETARDED?!
HOLY . . . ONE SHOT. ONE KILL.
Is it just me or does he look so very sexy with a wedding band on? (Danny, and Mac too for that matter. It all goes back to the idea that women are attracted to men who can show that they are eligible for marriage, and hence reproduction.)
David Letterman: Get new material you jackass.
Do you know that studies have show that prostate exams really don't reduce the number of deaths related to prostate cancer? I'm just full of interesting information.
Oh, okay, the health department is NOT going to like that mess. Seriously, you couldn't like, clean up or anything? Jesus, it looks like a Quentin Tarantino movie.
And the half naked danny shot of the episode.
And Stella is kind of a bitch . . . and I am a little aroused right now. Not over the dead body, but, you know over the crate thing.
See that look? That's the look of a CSI who knows her ass is grass because he's going to find traceeee. . . Wow, my inner Mac is making that frowny face.
Does Mac already know?
Marty's heroin, the ultimate free basing experience. Where are my glasses?
How did she get a car THAT nice? SHhe's a house keeper.
GO MARTY GO! KILL THEM.
No one tests heroin like that any more, who would be retarded enough to stick a white, foregin substance in your mouth?
How much do you think Pete had to pay them to write in the fact that he rescues his girlfriend?
This was a REALLY good episode. I am not sure how much I like Stella lying to Mac, or Marty going all heroin harvester on everyone.
Oh, I found my glasses.