Fourteenth murder

[doesntpoop]

[Hey, if you pass 725 Anderson Lane, you will see a pretty young woman who seems to be dressed in a lab coat that is too big for and some crappy toy goggles that she bought from the toy shop. She is standing on the roof of her house. She has her arms spread out and a comically maniacal grin spread across her face]

Mwahahaha....with this special

Comments

[bustydefense]

[... what the hell even]

I doubt that they need help poisoning everyone in this town.

[doesntpoop]

[What the hell, indeed]

Mia Fey....you think you can beat me this time with your super powers of justice and truth! But now you will cower before my new secret weapon!

we can have 2 threads?

[bustydefense]

[... Not to spoil the fun, but...]

... I can always beat you with justice and truth.

You mean in your post, too? Sure - just got back from 3-hour cooking class.

[doesntpoop]

Not this time....with this poisoned necklace, I WILL CONQUER ALL OF MAYFIELD! MWAHAHAHAHAHA....

did you make delicious things?

[bustydefense]

I've already seen that poison necklace.

I screwed up a little, actually. Michelin star-style meals are hard.

[doesntpoop]

[Does not pay attention to this little detail at all] Your words have no effect on me, Mia Fey. I will defeat you once and for all! Mwahahaha!

but were they delicious?

[bustydefense]

Good luck trying.

They liked the poached eggs but not the omelette. Cooking Michelin star-style is hard.

[doesntpoop]

Good luck? Is that all you can say, Mia Fey?

i liked your omelette~

[bustydefense]

You're going to need it.