[Voice//Common (English)]

[does_everything]

[There's a click, then the sounds of someone obviously making static with their mouth.]

Kkkccshh, Daxtinator coming in, over. Kkcsh.

Yes, this is ground control, Orange Lightning. What are your orders? Over.

Kkssch, I want you to set this place ablaze, you hear me? Raze it to the ground. I'll be in the skies watching it sink, over. Kkccsh.

Comments

[nottheaveragekg]

What the hell are you doing?

[Daxter, you freak.]

[does_everything]

[OH MAN JACKPOT]

Hello, ma'am. Just the sexy voice I wanted to hear. You can be my ground control any day.

[nottheaveragekg]

[WHAT]

Not interested. You think you can take this ship down by yourself? Gutsy, but stupid.

[does_everything]

Baby, you've been MIA so I'm gonna cut you some slack. But we got it in with pirates now, so pretty much anything's possible.

[nottheaveragekg]

You're the one who's been MIA, and there are no pirates. You hit your head on something. I knew those vents were a bad idea. They're too much for you to handle.

[does_everything]

Baby, there's pirates. A lot of 'em. Just as Jak, we're kind of in with some of 'em and kind of really out with others.

[nottheaveragekg]

No. You're wrong.

[does_everything]

No you're wrong.

[nottheaveragekg]

I'm never wrong.

[does_everything]

Uhh 'cept for that whole Precursor Stone thing in Haven, and when you thought your Dad wasn't an asshole, and for when you let Vegan kick me an' Jak outta the city, and when you drank that poison wine... Baby, I gotta say you're pretty hot, but that's kind of a nasty track record. [Pot kettle black, save the "pretty hot" part.]

[nottheaveragekg]

...

[The very last part Ashe doesn't know about. She's at least heard about the rest.]

This isn't a ship of pirates. I've seen an outlaw or two, though.

[does_everything]

Really? 'Cause there's some guy callin' himself "First Mate" and he sounds pretty damn nutso to me. The pirate-y kind of nuts.

[nottheaveragekg]

That's the First Mate to the Captain. Doesn't make him a pirate. Do you not remember being here? You were here before I came.

[does_everything]

Uhhh I'm pretty sure the First Mate is just as much pirate as that Phoenix guy. But he ain't the same one.

But I've been here way longer n' you. When'd you get here? Aww, did you miss me baby?

[nottheaveragekg]

Phoenix. You know him?

[Stomping on territory that Ashelin wishes was hers, Dax.]

I was brought on some months ago. Like I said, you were already here. You greeted me and everything, in the same obnoxious way you always do.

[She's not even going to give you the satisfaction of getting an answer.]

[does_everything]

...Baby, I'mmmmm really sure that I haven't seen you since me, Jak n' Keira left. [This is starting to get very weird.]