[Voice//Common (English)]

[does_everything]

[There's a click, then the sounds of someone obviously making static with their mouth.]

Kkkccshh, Daxtinator coming in, over. Kkcsh.

Yes, this is ground control, Orange Lightning. What are your orders? Over.

Kkssch, I want you to set this place ablaze, you hear me? Raze it to the ground. I'll be in the skies watching it sink, over. Kkccsh.

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[shadesofeco]

Dax, what are you doing?

[does_everything]

WHOA

[Clatter clatter clatter clatter]

[shadesofeco]

[O ... kay.]

Dax?

[does_everything]

[Daxter scrambles for it, then-] Jak! Where've you been, huh?! Man, I turn around for one minute and you run off to suck face with Keira.

[shadesofeco]

[...]

Uh, Keira's not here, Dax. And I've been in my room, same as last time I saw you.

[Pause.]

Are you drunk again?

[does_everything]

I'm thinkin' about it.

But hell, I didn't know you were so cool with this Phoenix guy to call it your room.

[shadesofeco]

What are you talking about?!

[Did his voice crack defensively? I think it did.]

I don't even know where Phoenix's room is!

[does_everything]

[DAXTER'S LAUGHING AT THE CRACK]

The freakin' ship you spaz, I thought you hated the guy! Well, sorta-hated. Close to dislike, I guess, but you're such a damn nice guy sometimes.

[shadesofeco]

... right.

[Not used to being called a nice guy. Especially not by Daxter. And now he's just really convinced his best friend is trashed.]

Look, just drink some water and sleep it off.

DAXTER'S NOT DRUNK JAK HE HASN'T TOLD YOU HOW MUCH HE LOVES YOU YET

[does_everything]

Uh, kind of hard to sleep off this kind of thing, brother.

Anyway, where the hell'd you go? I thought we were in a hurry. Where's that warp gate?

OH MAR, YOU'RE RIGHT

[shadesofeco]

[Not winning yourself sobriety points here, Dax.

Jak sighs and decides to play along.]

What warp gate?

OH YOURSELF? :|

[does_everything]

The one leading outta here? Y'know? So we don't get killed?

YES SHUSH

[shadesofeco]

If there was a warp gate, I wouldn't have been stuck here for the last year.

[does_everything]

...are you drunk? Or just being all angsty and dramatic again? 'Cause it hasn't been that long.

[shadesofeco]

[dfjkklds]

Not for you.

Dax, we've been through this.

[Pause.]

And I'm not dramatic.

Lobotomy: Success.

[does_everything]

Yeah you are.

You're dramatic and you're confused.