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Aug 06, 2010 22:33

What the hell is with all this depressing crap lately?

Booze is free, chicks are hot, you're still alive- what're you people cryin' your eyes out for?

Geez.

Go sleep in a ditch for a month, then you'll have somethin' to get teary over.

[ooc: Dax totally doesn't remember going psycho in Carnival, so good luck convincing him of something he ( Read more... )

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[Audio] talkingfishbone August 7 2010, 04:59:19 UTC
Hey, sorry to hear you had to sleep in a ditch.

[Jerk.]

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[Audio] does_everything August 7 2010, 05:01:09 UTC
Yeah, me too! It sucked.

[Your sarcasm is ineffective, Hiccup.]

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[Audio] talkingfishbone August 7 2010, 05:04:56 UTC
[Oh, he's used to that.]

You want a shoulder to cry on?

Or maybe a little help knocking that chip off your shoulder?

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[Audio] does_everything August 7 2010, 05:07:39 UTC
Nah kiddo, no tears here.

Ditch-snoozin' has made me the prime example of chiseled masculinity I am today.

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[Audio] talkingfishbone August 7 2010, 05:13:34 UTC
Oh, I see. This is one of those 'if you haven't lived how I've lived, your argument is invalid' things.

You sound a little...short to be a Viking? But you're seriously reminding me of a few from back home.

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[Audio] does_everything August 7 2010, 05:14:51 UTC
How the hell does someone sound short?

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[Audio] talkingfishbone August 7 2010, 05:28:41 UTC
Uhm...pitch?

Resonance?

Wait, how old are you?

[HAVE YOUR BALLS DROPPED, DAXTER?]

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[Audio] does_everything August 7 2010, 05:32:45 UTC
Twenty-one. What about yourself, Squeakers?

[He would show you, but this is a PG thread.]

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[Audio] talkingfishbone August 7 2010, 05:45:01 UTC
Eh, fifteen.

[Give or take.]

So, yeah, how short are you?

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[Audio] does_everything August 7 2010, 05:46:57 UTC
Oh, I'm a giant. Could reach up and grab the stars.

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[Audio] talkingfishbone August 7 2010, 05:54:02 UTC
Five hands tall? Five and a half?

...Four?

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[Audio] does_everything August 7 2010, 05:55:34 UTC
Four.

Giant hands.

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[Audio] talkingfishbone August 7 2010, 06:08:46 UTC
That must've made finding a suitable ditch easier.

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[Audio] does_everything August 7 2010, 06:10:15 UTC
Yeah, well Haven's got a lot of 'em. You could probably fit a small village in all the potholes in just the slums.

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[Audio] talkingfishbone August 7 2010, 06:18:45 UTC
They sound roomie.

I wonder why more people didn't camp out there.

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[Audio] does_everything August 7 2010, 06:20:17 UTC
Tons of people did, but the good spot's the bazaar. You get over there, you find yourself a tarp to cover yourself and a wall to put your back to and you don't get bothered 'til mornin'.

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