Jul 01, 2010 21:12
I'm gonna tell you guys a funny story, you ready for it?
Once upon a time, there was this guy. Awesome, hilarious guy; great comedian, great drinker. Friends with all the fine ladies this world and the next. Had a pretty cool best friend, even if he ended up doing most of the work, but that's what happens when you're a super hero. And then the guy finds himself a particularly fine girl. I mean, she is like a girl, maybe the girl, maybe. She's the best.
Anyway, this guy was living the sweet life, right? It was golden. Sure, it got bumpy here and there, but bumps happen and just make you look even cooler and more awesome when you come out on top time and time again.
Then shit happens.
And then things suck.
The end. [CLICK.]