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[does_everything]

Okay so-

Bear with me now, 'cause this scheme, while brilliant, is pretty sick.

What if. That wolf-thing. Needs an offering in the form of a virgin sacrifice.

...I mean, we're boned if he does. Who the hell aboard this ship is even a virgin anymore, seriously?

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[skin_and_steel]

I'm pretty sure there's plenty of people on here who are, but most wouldn't sign up for being some wolf's dinner.

[He finds it's a lot more comfortable to just answer this in the third person.]

I'm pretty sure wolves don't eat people anyway. Hell, how do we know this Fenrir thing would even agree to do anything with us at all?

[does_everything]

I'm just sayin', we gotta think about all avenues here. If the wolf doesn't help us after eating the virgin, then I dunno, but if he does then that means my brilliant plan worked.

[skin_and_steel]

If you're so eager to see if the plan works, just sit on a silver platter and see if he eats you.

/throws hiatus aside

[does_everything]

Don't meet the criteria.

Re: /throws hiatus aside

[skin_and_steel]

I'm guessing you weren't a beautiful enough virgin? That's too bad.

[does_everything]

Pardon me, but I am gorgeous.

However, I don't go 'round sharin' my lucky nights with dudes I don't know, so I'll leave the conclusion-drawing up to you my friend.

[skin_and_steel]

Tch, if you think so. [He has the mental image of a scrawny kid in his head. If only he knew what he was really talking to.]

You know, they say that people that brag about getting laid tend to get it the least. Just sayin'.

[does_everything]

Oh yeah? What about the guys who avoid the issue huh, what do the people say about them?

[skin_and_steel]

I'm not avoiding the issue. [Someone touched a nerve~]

[does_everything]

Never said ya were.

[skin_and_steel]

I- you, I mean-

Alright, well, uh, my original point was that I... I don't think he's interested in virgins o-or anyone, for that matter.

[does_everything]

Yeah, whatever.

Look, you're obviously new to how this boat operates, so I'mma give you some sagely advice. Rule number one is that if it's not out to eat you, it's out to kill you somehow. Just how these people work.

[skin_and_steel]

I guess it'd be stupid to ask why our great fuckin' captain isn't doing anything. He's obviously such a great man and all. Probably sitting in his cabin and watching us run around the decks.

[There's a very frustrated sigh over the comm.] Do you think we could offer Fenrir something besides... well, a person? Gold or something, maybe? I mean, the older religions used to offer that kinda stuff, didn't they?

[does_everything]

Yeah I dunno.

Haven't seen any Precursor orbs around here lately sooooooo...

[skin_and_steel]

What the hell's a Precursor Orb?

[does_everything]

...that whole "offering to the gods" thing. Don't see the usual offering your standard god prefers just lying around, so I figured a sexy young virgin lady would be a good middle ground.

I mean, who doesn't want one of those?