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[does_everything]

Okay so-

Bear with me now, 'cause this scheme, while brilliant, is pretty sick.

What if. That wolf-thing. Needs an offering in the form of a virgin sacrifice.

...I mean, we're boned if he does. Who the hell aboard this ship is even a virgin anymore, seriously?

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[couldbeavillain]

[...guess who is SO a virgin and is SO fucking scared of Daxter now.]

Are--are you serious?

[does_everything]

[Oh Andrew, you need to see Daxter so you can be unafraid of him.]

Like a heart attack.

[couldbeavillain]

[Because then he'll just think he's cute.]

But... but why? Are you sure? I mean, virgin sacrifices, those are... really demon summony. They usually bring about very, very bad things.

[does_everything]

Well I'm not gonna sacrifice her, damn.

We'd just put her on a plate with some BBQ sauce and let the wolf take a chomp. And then send this ghost chick back to the grave or wherever she's supposed to go.

[couldbeavillain]

[...because that makes sense.

Sensibleness aside, he said "she." Which means Andrew is out of the running. That's all that matters.]

Oh. Well, good, then. But, uhm... if you let the wolf, uh, eat her... won't that kill her? Or at least wound her severely?

[does_everything]

The needs of the many, my man.

[couldbeavillain]

Sounds kinda messy.

And I still think that killing someone will only make bad things happen... I mean, honestly, every time you take a person and stab them horribly and spill their blood all over, seal or otherwise, it only unleashes crazy stuff.

[does_everything]

Yeah? You speakin' from experience?

[couldbeavillain]

[Quickly,] Uh, no.

[And then, after a short pause,] Well, kinda. I mean, I'm from a town that sits on top of the Hellmouth, so... demons, seals, murder, etc. At this point, pretty much everything is "from experience."

[does_everything]

Sounds exciting.

So how d'you deal with evil ghost children on ol' Hellmouth?

[couldbeavillain]

[You know... that has happened.]

Well... uhm, I was still in high school last time that happened, but I'm pretty sure they turned out to be a demon and Buffy killed it.