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[does_everything]

Okay so-

Bear with me now, 'cause this scheme, while brilliant, is pretty sick.

What if. That wolf-thing. Needs an offering in the form of a virgin sacrifice.

...I mean, we're boned if he does. Who the hell aboard this ship is even a virgin anymore, seriously?

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[shadesofeco]

[You just get a Look.

Even if it's over the comm.]

[does_everything]

I hear ya breathin'.

[shadesofeco]

A virgin sacrifice.

Really, Dax?

[does_everything]

You got a better idea?

[shadesofeco]

This is why you don't get to hold the gun, Dax.

[does_everything]

I do when you're driving.

Besides, think about it; every crappy movie full of like big evil monsters or animals, what do you give 'em? Virgin sacrifice.

But all I'm gettin' replies from are men! What the hell is wrong with this cruise?!

[shadesofeco]

You're on your own with that one.

[does_everything]

Yeah obviously.

What the hell. Captain screwed up the guest list and didn't invite any sexy young virgins.

[shadesofeco]

Oh so now they have to be female and sexy.

[does_everything]

...Jak.

What's the point of having a female virgin sacrifice if she ain't gonna be sexy?

[shadesofeco]

I can't say I'm up-to-date on my virgin sacrifice code of conduct.

[does_everything]

Okay well picture this.

You're a hungry wolf god thing. You live on this stupid ship. You need yourself a virgin sacrifice.

You want her sexy or not sexy?

[shadesofeco]

If I was a wolf, I'm pretty sure I'd be happier with a Yakow.

[does_everything]

Jak Jak Jak Jak, you're thinkin' inside the box here.

Step out. Step out of the box.

[shadesofeco]

Is that where you get your ideas from?

[does_everything]

Yep, from the wide blue yonder.