#15.5 [to the losers; and to the winners: (HIGNFY-RPS)]
Ratings by calapine (Paul/Ian) : It wasn’t that Ian was against gloating. He’d done it often now. But did it have to be so overbearing, so smug? So terribly obvious?
Michael Howard had just physically manhandled him, and with no more effort than if he was a child.
There was no heat coming from the body he was being held intimately close to.
Guest Host by paranoidkitten (Black Books/HIGNFY-RPS) : They made him wear a suit. And as if that wasn’t bad enough, they sat him in front of an autocue for an hour and made him read. Read ridiculous rubbish about politicians having sex with donkeys and the like. And why did they keep talking about some vampire called Michael?
Scum of the Earth by nerdcakes (Ian/William) : Never trust a politician, first lesson of living in the real world.
Roundabout by anonymous (Paul/Ian) : The sun rises and the world turns and children come out to play.