How could I say no to a face like that, Heph?myblimpisbiggerNovember 21 2010, 19:08:19 UTC
[There is a dodo in his living room. Why there is a dodo in his living room, Klaus doesn't know, but he's trying to work on his report about the mental and social patterns of young drone children and Heph is probably trying to help and Heph is failing.]
he's so happyyyyydodo_masterNovember 21 2010, 19:23:23 UTC
[The dodo's not even quite sure how he got there. But that's okay, there's someone here now! And of course he's helpful by circling around your feet looking up at you curiously. My, you're big.]
the best way for a dodo to be!myblimpisbiggerNovember 21 2010, 19:27:35 UTC
[Yes. Over seven feet tall, but who's counting (since it seems to fluctuate with every few comic pages, herp derp)? At least this means he's grounded enough to not trip over you, you big fluffy ball of annoying. Enjoy being nudged with one Mayfield-provided patent leather shoe instead.]
[Sfjosdfj FINE. Klaus puts down his papers and notes (somewhere high up, he doesn't want Heph to try 'helping' and damage them). If you're not going to go away, by gum, the least he can do is take advantage of having a dodo in his living room.]
Don't you know that your species is supposed to be extinct, not prancing around people's houses? I wonder who revived you.
[It's just. Looking at him. He's used to constructs, or even revived and improved creatures, being capable of some form of speech. Argh.]
Clearly you don't plan to tell me. Come here.
[Oh boy, oh boy! Heph, you're getting not just petted, but picked up! I mean, if you've been improved rather than just ressurected, there may be tell-tale scarring, stitching or other signs that give him a hint as to how it was done.
[Oh well, obviously you're best friends now. He coos at you.
And, as far as you can see, there's nothing in the way of scarring or stitching. He's a whole, 100% dodo. Albeit, someone's idealized version of its personality.
Heph preens at the attention. He is special, after all. His master always taught him that!]
[I mean, if you're going to bring back a prehistoric bird, why else but for the opportunity to make improvements? Mad scientist brain cannot comprehend.] [Still... not gonna put the bird down. It might wreak havoc upon his house!]
[He continues to make noise. Despite the fact that the only person who can normally understand him is his master, it never stops him from trying to talk to people anyway. Cuz people are nice.
Plus, he's got a new vantage point with you holding on to him. Neat!]
How did you even get in?
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Go away.
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Don't you know that your species is supposed to be extinct, not prancing around people's houses? I wonder who revived you.
[And how.]
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Obviously.
He's still waiting, expectantly.]
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Clearly you don't plan to tell me. Come here.
[Oh boy, oh boy! Heph, you're getting not just petted, but picked up! I mean, if you've been improved rather than just ressurected, there may be tell-tale scarring, stitching or other signs that give him a hint as to how it was done.
Mmm, analysis. His favorite thing!]
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And, as far as you can see, there's nothing in the way of scarring or stitching. He's a whole, 100% dodo. Albeit, someone's idealized version of its personality.
Heph preens at the attention. He is special, after all. His master always taught him that!]
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[seriously stop that]
[aofisofd]
Nothing. How odd.
[I mean, if you're going to bring back a prehistoric bird, why else but for the opportunity to make improvements? Mad scientist brain cannot comprehend.]
[Still... not gonna put the bird down. It might wreak havoc upon his house!]
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Plus, he's got a new vantage point with you holding on to him. Neat!]
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