Dear Santa x3
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I donated bone marrow to tainted_sky101 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In September I gave pimpinkade a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In February I caught a purse-snatcher who stole sentral's purse (30 points). In October I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In November I punched atticusskater06 in the arm (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (239 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
dodgethis06
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I put money in ilovethechort's expired parking meter (14 points). In November I gave tainted_sky101 a kidney (1000 points). In August I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In January I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Tuesday I gave sentral a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1086 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
dodgethis06
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I pulled thedarkness8807's hair (-5 points). In April I committed genocide... Sorry about that, sentral (-5000 points). In November I stole _seventytimes_7's purse (-30 points). Last Wednesday I pushed tainted_sky101 in the mud (-17 points). Last Sunday captain_meg and I robbed a bank (-50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5102 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
dodgethis06
I had to include everyone....nice twice and naughty once...and only naughty because I pushed RJ in the mud and Megan and I robbed a bank and I killed Zeke and the other Saudis, but what else is new?