My Fuck List
This was entirely too funny not to play. I swiped it from the ever amusing
adelheide
A) Bold the names of guys you'd definitely shag.
B) Possibly shag after a little persuasion, put in italics.
C) Leave the ones you don't know of or wouldn't want to shag alone.
D) Strike the ones you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.
E) ADD ONE OF YOUR OWN AT THE END
1. Stephen Dorff (especially Blade Stephen Dorff)
2. Wesley Snipes
3. Denzel Washington (a close call, but he just seems too brotherly to me)
4. Samuel L. Jackson (cool defined)
5. Hayden Christensen
6. Ian Somerhalder
7. James Van Der Beek
8. Ashton Kutcher
9. Sean William Scott (close, but too irritating)
10. The Rock (Holy Crapoli YES!)
11. Brendan Fraser (I italicized him for Mummy Returns. And it would probably take a bit of wine --or whine -- too)
12. Oded Fehr (you're kidding, right? Is there such a thing as double bolding?)
13. John Hannah
14. Hugh Grant (Used to be a strikethrough, but Notting Hill, About a Boy and Bridget Jones could conceivably change my mind)
15. Colin Firth (so does not work for me)
16. Liam Neeson
17. Daniel Day-Lewis
18. Leonardo Di Caprio (the iron mask one, yeah)
19. Billy Zane (Ow! And double ow, when he's being bad)
20. Harry Connick Jr (Hope Floats is almost enough to change my mind ... but not)
21. Sean Astin (can I double strike through this one?)
22. Dominic Monaghan
23. Karl Urban (I'd change my answer if this was Keith Urban)
24. Vin Diesel (Only if he sets me up with BOTH Cole Hauser and Tim Olyphant!)
25. Paul Walker (shiny)
26. Joshua Jackson (probably not, but I wouldn't rule it out completely)
27. James Marsden
28. Shawn Ashmore
29. Hugh Jackman (He'd have to agree to wear the claws)
30. Will Kemp
31. David Wenham
32. Viggo Mortensen (In spite of LOTR)
33. Elijah Wood (Elijah's been my boy since Paradise. But never that way)
34. Tobey Maguire (NEVER!!!)
35. James Franco (too James Dean without being Dean)
36. Alfred Molina
37. Harrison Ford (an Orson Wells line begs here, but I've lost it to alzheimers)
38. Sean Connery (There can be two, if the other one is Adrian.)
39. Shane West (The Dark Side of Jared Padelecki)
40. Stuart Townsend (Lestatishly speaking only)
41. Richard Roxburgh
42. Ewan McGregor (Oooooo, baby, baby)
43. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
44. Christian Bale
45. Jared Leto (Even if it's only skin deep, it's still skin deep)
46. Colin Farrell (yeah, I wanna double bolded option here, too)
47. Ben Affleck (he charms me)
48. Josh Harnett
49. Bruce Willis (yeah, gotta hit that)
50. Billy Bob Thorton (ooo, skeezy much? Don't think even the brain can compensate. And comparisons to Angelina? Yeah, don't need that pressure, dude)
51. Dennis Quaid (Every since The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia. Totally. He ages to a better shade of hot every day)
52. Jake Gyllenhaal (I don't know why, but this guy totally weirds me out, and not in a good way)
53. Patrick Swayze (He'd have to dance with me first.)
54. Keanu Reeves (Double Bold!!!!)
55. Gary Oldman (nah, he's gonna look like Dracula when he gets old)
56. Tim Roth
57. Steve Buscemi (The wit factor could overcome)
58. Michael Madsen (Oh, Vengeance Inc anyone? Everyone needs at least one psycho. I pick Mike, cause Sizemore's probably in the clink.)
59. Rick Yune
60. Pierce Brosnan
61. Robert Carlyle
62. Jonny Lee Miller
63. Jude Law
64. Matt Damon (he seems nice enough, and Jason Bourne might get there, but the boy next door thing just kills it for me. I'm so not a boy-next-door kinda girl. Except for Jared. That boy next door I'd make an exception for.)
65. Clive Owen (don't know why, but no)
66. Ryan Phillippe
67. Benicio Del Toro (great actor, but no way in hell)
68. Johnny Depp (I watched 21 Jump for him, didn't I?)
69. Orlando Bloom (pretty, but no frakking way. Again, can't really explain)
71. Eric Bana (pretty but ... no)
72. Brad Pitt (He's scared of sharks. What's not to love?)
73. George Clooney
74. Mark Wahlberg (this makes me feel skeezy, but yeah, probably would.)
75. Jason Statham (only if he drives. Ark ark, humor)
76. Edward Norton
77. Ben Stiller (I'd rather eat glass)
78. Owen Wilson (funny, funny, funny in all the most charming ways)
79. Vince Vaughn (His snark is starting to win me over. Whoda thunk it? Not me.)
80. Joaquin Phoenix (too broken. I'd cuddle him for hours though)
81. Russell Crowe (with every fiber of my being. What can I say? I have a thing for arrogant alphas)
82. Billy Boyd
83. Paul Bettany
84. Heath Ledger (oh, so totally it ain't even funny)
85. Mel Gibson (he'll always be Max Rockatonski to me)
86. Jason Isaacs
87. Alan Rickman (Because a spoon would HURT more!!!)
88. Kevin Costner (If I can step into the wayback machine and tap him in Silverado days ...)
89. Christian Slater (I would love to redeem him, but he appears irredeemable)
90. Antonio Banderas (especially in Desperado, but the man can dance, too.)
91. Tom Cruise (oh, so not)
92. Ving Rhames (the only Kojak I could ever love)
93. John Cusack
94. John Malkovich (depends how crazy he actually is)
95. Charlie Sheen (2 1/2 Men is healing old wounds, but still, never in a million years)
96. Kiefer Sutherland (I've loved him my whole life. But he'd have to be on the wagon)
97. Emilio Estevez (better than Charlie, but still, no. Martin, I'd consider though.)
98. Rob Lowe (double strike through!)
99. Matt Dillon
100. Kevin Bacon (hot, hot, hot!!!)
101. Adam Brody
102. Andy Serkis
103. Alan Cumming (I love Nightcrawler, but, uh, no)
104. Josh Groban (there's a high notes joke here, but I'll abstain)
105. Sean Biggerstaff (the name certainly seems promising, but never heard of him)
106. Zach Braff (geek don't work for me)
107. Harry Sinclair
108. Gerard Butler
109. Marton Csokas
110. Jeremy Sumpter (oh, he is so totally way too young, so I'm bolding based on if I were 20 years younger)
111. Sean Patrick Flanery (oddly enough -- slender ain't my thing -- most likely yes)
112. Cillian Murphy
113. Hugh Dancy
114. Ioan Gruffudd
115. Mads Mikkelsen
116. Enrique Murciano
117. Jamie Bamber (I'd do Apollo. Not sure about Jamie ...)
118. Craig Parker
119. Dean Cain (Oh yeah. Absolutely. And can I do him twice but call him Eddie Cibrian once?)
120. James Marsters (Shagadellic!!! And a gentle wise soul, to boot)
121. David Boreanaz (never, never, never, never, never ... but I'd do Angelus, fanfictionally speaking)
122. James Spader (So wrong, but absolutely. He just cracks me up)
123. Kevin Spacey (even bald, and with a limp)
124. Al Pacino (all props to the actor, no way in hell)
125. Jim Caviezel (those eyes, those eyes, those eyes ...)
126. Josh Holloway
127. Will Smith (Dat's what I'm talkin bout ... cause, you know, any jiggy reference is so yesterday)
128. Matthew McConaughey (I used to not think so, but he's charmed me of late)
129. Patrick Wilson
130. Milo Ventimiglia
131. Jason Dohring.
132. Brandon Boyd
133. Tom Welling (pretty pretty pretty, but is there anything else there? I want to think so ...)
134. Sean Maher
135. Tré Cool
136. Billie Joe Armstrong
137. Mike Dirnt
138. Adrienne Armstrong
139. Jason White
140. Matthew Fox
141. Peter Sarsgaard (I so do not get this. More of my friends are hot for this guy but my meter doesn't even wiggle)
142. Derek Jeter
143. Travis Fimmel
144. Michael Vartan
145. Rob Thomas (oh, smoooooooooth. So maybe)
146. James Purefoy
147. Michael Rosenbaum (nice head. so maybe)
148. Jensen Ackles (Oh it is wrong to even ask. I'd like to use my one and only triple bold here please)
149. William Fichtner (the hottest villian ever ... cept maybe Gary Cole)
150. Patrick Dempsey (I hear the lambs crying)
151. Ace Young
152. Francis Capra (Is this Frank Capra's son?)
153. Ryan Hansen (this is just wrong)
154. Robert Pattinson
155. Kyle Gallner
156. Jon Foster
157. Gale Harold
158. Randy Harrison
159. Chris Potter
160. Michael Muhney
161. Seth Green (hot humor boy. totally. this shade of geek does work for me)
162. Nathan Fillion (in a heartbeat)
163. Alexis Denisof (gone dark, totally. Geek Watcher? probably not)
164. Jason Bateman (mmm ... there are times i love him, and times he's totally Charlie Sheen. To be safe, probably not)
165. Jared Padalecki (Again, if I were 20 years younger ...)
166. Wentworth Miller
167. Christian Kane
168. Bradley Cooper
169. David Anders
170. David Tennant
171. Dominic Howard
172. Russell Wong (Double Bold!!! I miss Vanishing Son *pouts*)
173. Vincent D'Onofrio (Goran me day or night ... and brilliance is always an aphrodisiac)
174. Cole Hauser (Now he gives Jensen a run for the triple bold in my world)