Snowpocalypse Or Snowmaggeddon?
The local weather report for my area of Michigan is as follows:
"It is a one/two punch with heavy snowfall followed by the coldest air since February 2007. Snow will be flying tonight through Monday. The heaviest snowfall will happen Sunday into Sunday night. Wind chills by Monday may be close to -30 across the area. The National Weather Service has issued a Winter Storm Warning starting tonight and running through Sunday night, followed by a Wind Chill Watch early Monday through Tuesday afternoon. A cold front will drop into the area this evening and touch off 2-5” of snow by Sunday morning. During the day Sunday a strong area of low pressure will move into Ohio and on into Canada. This low will bring a large area of heavy snow Sunday into Sunday night. 5-9” of snow are possible on Sunday. By Monday morning 7-14” of snow are possible. Sunday night into Monday temperatures nose dive to near zero. Winds of 25-35 MPH will cause blowing and drifting snow and bring wind chills near 30 below zero. The strong winds will start to die down Tuesday, but the frigid air will hold on across the area. Travel conditions will go from bad to dangerous across the area tonight into Sunday. Drifting snow and poor visibilities are expected. Strong winds will continue the blowing and drifting snow into Monday."
My point is this: Of all the apocalypses, I’ve always known Ice Age Apocalypse would be the worst. Unless you’re stuck in the New York Public Library with Jake Gyllenhaal. Now that would be the way to go. Stay safe out there, people!
"It is a one/two punch with heavy snowfall followed by the coldest air since February 2007. Snow will be flying tonight through Monday. The heaviest snowfall will happen Sunday into Sunday night. Wind chills by Monday may be close to -30 across the area. The National Weather Service has issued a Winter Storm Warning starting tonight and running through Sunday night, followed by a Wind Chill Watch early Monday through Tuesday afternoon. A cold front will drop into the area this evening and touch off 2-5” of snow by Sunday morning. During the day Sunday a strong area of low pressure will move into Ohio and on into Canada. This low will bring a large area of heavy snow Sunday into Sunday night. 5-9” of snow are possible on Sunday. By Monday morning 7-14” of snow are possible. Sunday night into Monday temperatures nose dive to near zero. Winds of 25-35 MPH will cause blowing and drifting snow and bring wind chills near 30 below zero. The strong winds will start to die down Tuesday, but the frigid air will hold on across the area. Travel conditions will go from bad to dangerous across the area tonight into Sunday. Drifting snow and poor visibilities are expected. Strong winds will continue the blowing and drifting snow into Monday."
My point is this: Of all the apocalypses, I’ve always known Ice Age Apocalypse would be the worst. Unless you’re stuck in the New York Public Library with Jake Gyllenhaal. Now that would be the way to go. Stay safe out there, people!