It's Lost Planet night on Xbox Live!
They specifically said they're doing it for "People who'll be alone on Valentine's Day," and since the holiday exists for the sole purpose of further mocking me, I guess they mean me, so I tried it.
I'm aware that humanity is a stupid, ignorant race, so I'll BUY that we've been trying for 150 years to colonize this icy rock where the temp's so cold that if you get more than 10 feet away from a space heater, you start dying.
And that we'd still try to do it if the planet was crawling with giant armor-plated bugs.
But I'd like to think that someone in the 150 years before I came along would have had the thought "Hey, let's aim for the big glowing area on their asses!"
I'm aware that humanity is a stupid, ignorant race, so I'll BUY that we've been trying for 150 years to colonize this icy rock where the temp's so cold that if you get more than 10 feet away from a space heater, you start dying.
And that we'd still try to do it if the planet was crawling with giant armor-plated bugs.
But I'd like to think that someone in the 150 years before I came along would have had the thought "Hey, let's aim for the big glowing area on their asses!"