Trial of a Time Lord - sonnet form (some spoilers)

[sharaz_jek]

ToaTL: three 4-parters ending in a 2-parter.
Sonnet: three blocks of four lines ending in a couplet.
This late at night it makes sense.

Oh, and each line ends with the cliffhanger to the respective episode (which helps a lot with the rhyme scheme).

First, Glitz and Dibber. Colin Baker’s face.
Then Drathro ranting. Colin Baker’s face.
Ref’rence to arc-plot. Colin Baker’s face.
Valeyard’s gloating. Colin Baker’s face.
Pink seas, blue rocks, and Colin Baker’s face.
Now Brian Blessed! Colin Baker’s face.
Brain transplantation. Colin Baker’s face.
Kiv/Peri dies. Sad Colin Baker’s face.
It’s Mel. Oh God no. Sprouting pods of doom.
Please kill her, someone. Abandoned mutant plot.
Some pointless murders. Ship heads to its doom.
Now genocide. Mel still needs to be shot.
The Master, Valeyard, Colin Baker’s face.
It ends - somehow. The Doctor gets replaced.