Kill Adric
Nick Griffiths, author of Dalek I Loved You [a memoir], is holding a competition on the site set up to promote his book:Adric. Did you hate the stupid-badged, whinnying bed-pan? I did. Win a signed copy of the Dalek I Loved You hardback by writing your own anti-Adric poem (consider yours a "rap" if you feel poetry is too ladylike). My favourite wins (see Conditions, right). Here's mine...
Adric
You made me sick
You lover of the metric
system
Adric
They played out your death in silence
Which I considered a contrivance
Since no one gave a toss
Adric
Sod off
There it is: a chance to win a book via devising some natty anti-Alzarian bile. Go to it.
Adric
You made me sick
You lover of the metric
system
Adric
They played out your death in silence
Which I considered a contrivance
Since no one gave a toss
Adric
Sod off
There it is: a chance to win a book via devising some natty anti-Alzarian bile. Go to it.