Mullet-verse fic: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide, chapter 5

[doctorv]

Title: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide
Fandom: Justice League
Characters: Junior, Goldie, Booster/Beetle (mention), Pulsar (mention), Max, J'onn
Word Count: 4542
Rating: PG-13?
Author's Notes: Since the Boostle content in this will be minimal, I've decided to post it here in my own journal. New updates are linked to on boostle in the notes for stories that

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[apathocles]

... Meep.

Happy things! LA LA LA.

"I've found him. His thoughts are...erratic."

"Wet dream?"

J'onn grimaced. "Erratic, not ero--"

Hee, poor J'onn. The more things change....

Also, Goldie now speaks like Harley in my mind.

[doctorv]

XD

The Blue and Gold delight in bothering the Green, no matter what generation. ^_^

...Ack! I tried doing Harley voice in my head for her lines and it was weird. *laugh* But whatever works for you. I've got no room to talk, I still haven't found her voice. ;D

[apathocles]

It was the 'Mr. K' thing that did it. ;)

And now I have images of her talking like that whenever she speaks to Ted, just to irritate him. Booster, for his part, is amused.

Hi! I am random and strange.

[doctorv]

Goldie: *bounce* Hiya, Mista K! *grin*
Ted: *sigh* I've told you, Goldie. Just call me Ted.
Goldie: *points* You got it, Mista K.
Ted: >_<
Booster: XD
Ted: I blame you!
Booster: ...Yeah. ^_^
Goldie: ^_^
Ted: >_<

[chameleongirl79]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Firefly reference for the win!

And I really didn't need to know that about the carrot bits in puke @_@

Junior! *huggles* ;_;

[chameleongirl79]

*Is so very dead from reading this*

[doctorv]

Woohoo! *dances* Someone noticed! XD

Heh, it's true! And that is why there is always carrot in puke, even if you never ate any. I cannot remember where I learned this, but it was years ago and it's stayed with me all this time.

[tawg]

Oh man. Just... the itching powder in the blood, that was perfect. It just really got across the frustration and the agony. And ted having Very Bad Days and the gambling and the not talking about it... poor Junior. Poor, messed up, freaky Junior.

[doctorv]

*smile* Thanks. I actually wrote that part before I even started on the scene. Then it almost didn't make it in because I forgot I'd written it. *laugh*

I am fully convinced that Ted has some sort of mental/mood disorder. And as far as the Mullet-verse is concerned, it is, as Booster once said, manic-depression (now known as bipolar disorder). I'm currently trying to collect canon evidence to support this. ^_^
As to the gambling, I now quote you Skeets in issue six of Booster Gold, when telling Superman why Booster's mom and sister were so upset when Booster got busted for gambling: "Michael was only four when his father, a compulsive gambler, lost everything he'd ever had and abandoned them." It is genetic! And Junior has managed to pick up the genes for both those traits.
Heh, can you tell I'm a psych geek? ;D I could babble on about this stuff all day!

[chameleongirl79]

Poor Junior, not only does he have his own unique psychosis, he inherited his dad's ones too :(

[doctorv]

Don't we all? *wry smile*

[anonymous]

Eggplant, indeed.

I like the distracted writing in this one. Frenetic. S'good!

[doctorv]

*grin* Thanks, that's what I was going for. Glad it came across. ^_^

[timemonkey]

Gah! The suspence is overwhelming now!

[doctorv]

Bwa-ha-ha! XD I love doing that.
And with any luck, I'll end the next chapter with a cliffhanger, too. (At least that's what I have planned. Dunno if it'll actually happen.)

[timemonkey]

You fiend! Nothing is more evil than the cliffhanger!!!!!

Do it again.