Did you not see this coming? Really?

[doctorv]

...Would a gender-switched Captain Hammer actually be Captain Clamp (or something similar)? So that...y'know..."The clamp is my vagina."

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OH YOU KNEW IT WOULD COME DOWN TO GENDER-SWITCHING FOR ME! C'mon!

Somehow I just like the idea of Billie and Captain Clamp vying for the affections of sweet, innocent Perry.