"Ode To Porn" by Brian Bedside Manners (Not music, just funny. And intriguing.)
Brian proposes a need for geek/nerd porn. "You can have the whole cheerleading squad, I want the girl in the tweed skirt and the horn-rimmed glasses! [...] First I want to copy her trig homework, then I want to make mad, passionate love to her for hours and hours until she reluctantly asks if we can stop because she doesn't want to miss Battlestar Galactica!"