NEWSFLASH!

[doctortara]

My darling, beautiful, knowledgeable Yoda of a husband...

... SWALLOWED THE MEXICAN WATER!

That's right, folks. Weeks of incessant advice not to drink it. This is karma. He may never offer advice again... if he comes out of the bathroom alive.

I really shouldn't laugh.

Comments

[pullmysteth]

FUCKING CLASSIC! Oh man!

Okay, I really am sympathetic. Is he okay? How did he swallow it? If it's a sex story, I don't want to know.

[doctortara]

Right at this minute, he's not so okay. I need to get my hands on Imodium from somewhere. After all his pointed advice, he forgot to pack precautions.

Men need to really learn the lore of Spit verus Swallow.

[pullmysteth]

I've got some. I figured it would hardly be extra to bring with the pharmacy in my bag. Want me to bring it over?

Amen, sister.

[doctortara]

Could you? I have to go and meet Rogue. We're going to attempt to go through the whole Mocktail menu in one sitting. Lachie told me to still go. It's not like I can do much more than sit outside the bathroom and sing to keep him entertained. I'll leave our suite door open for you.

These inexperienced types should just stick to spitting.