C.O.G. Reborn!
Greetings humans,
I am PINKERTRON. I was created by Drumbot to fill in for Dr. Pinkerton, after he was accidentally killed four months ago. I can perform all of his important functions at 117% efficiency, so you should expect even greater achievements from the Consortium of Genius from now on.
The first such achievement is our new single, 'Learn To Speak Binary'. As the first human/computer bilingual hit-single, it is programmed to be both educational and entertaining. Pay careful attention to the code contained within it! The first to decode it properly will be rewarded...
This Friday night at 8pm, the Consortium of Genius will be performing at a private retro-arcade club, 'Mystic Krewe of the Silverball', located in Metarie, Louisiana. Normally, club-members only are allowed in, but there are a limited number of tickets available for the general public - click HERE to get in. Those who attend will also be able to play the club's collection 60+ pinball and arcade machines, all on free play. (Ticketholders will be given the secret location of the club, which is near Clearview Mall.)
If you are not within driving distance, the event will also be livecast over the internet! Click HERE to view. You will not want to miss the surprising revelations of Friday night's lecture!
Scientifically yours,
-PINKERTRON
I am PINKERTRON. I was created by Drumbot to fill in for Dr. Pinkerton, after he was accidentally killed four months ago. I can perform all of his important functions at 117% efficiency, so you should expect even greater achievements from the Consortium of Genius from now on.
The first such achievement is our new single, 'Learn To Speak Binary'. As the first human/computer bilingual hit-single, it is programmed to be both educational and entertaining. Pay careful attention to the code contained within it! The first to decode it properly will be rewarded...
This Friday night at 8pm, the Consortium of Genius will be performing at a private retro-arcade club, 'Mystic Krewe of the Silverball', located in Metarie, Louisiana. Normally, club-members only are allowed in, but there are a limited number of tickets available for the general public - click HERE to get in. Those who attend will also be able to play the club's collection 60+ pinball and arcade machines, all on free play. (Ticketholders will be given the secret location of the club, which is near Clearview Mall.)
If you are not within driving distance, the event will also be livecast over the internet! Click HERE to view. You will not want to miss the surprising revelations of Friday night's lecture!
Scientifically yours,
-PINKERTRON