Or Hilary v. Romney or Guiliani v. Edwards - You can have any of them fight on my new favorite site:
KUNG FU Election! Each fighter has special attacks (So far I've only played Obama v. Romney--Obama throws attack doves(!) and Romney turn Terminator-y with a mechanical bazooka arm.)
The introduction song is worth listening to the first time you log on, but thank goodness you can skip it!
Who will win?
P.S. I just played Clinton v. Huckabee, and it turns out Hilary's special attack it to throw a ghost version of Bill that punches her opponent! LOL!