Fic: The Terror of the Beard

[doctorpancakes]

The Terror of the Beard
by me, doctorpancakes
Fandom: Doctor Who
Pairing/Characters: Two/Jamie
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1158
Warnings: What even is this I don't
Author's Note: Given the length of this thing, it's embarrassing how long it took me to write it. Inspired loosely by this interview and how PATRICK TROUGHTON IS ADORABLE FOREVER AND I

Comments

[lithrael]

Aw, 'tis adorable. <3

[doctorpancakes]

Shuckssssssssssss :) Thank you! <3

[brandy_took]

This is so sweet. I love how vividly you've captured both of their voices.
Also, the phrase "wee safety cling" might be simultaneously one of the cutest and funniest things I've ever read.

[doctorpancakes]

Oh my word, I'm so glad you enjoyed it! It means a lot to me to get voices right, especially when they're characters I love and respect and JUST WANT TO HUG FOREVER as much as these two, hee.

*bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush*

[macca44552]

Gah! I've pretty much had to abandon everything Two/Jamie for the better part of a month due to ridiculous amounts of homework. And, actually, I should probably be doing work right now. FFF, but I decided to come on LJ and WHAT DO I FIND BUT A TWO/JAMIE FIC WRITTEN BY DOCTORPANCAKES. AS;LDJF;ALSJKD;SALJF;LASDKFJAS;LDJF;ALSKDJF;ALSFJALS;KDJF;ALSJ

This was adorable. I loved the banter between Two/Jamie... even though I secretly mourned the loss of the beard.

I seriously died of laughter at this line:

“Aye, well, you’re not the one who’s nearly come out in a rash every time we’ve had to do a wee safety cling since you stopped shaving,” countered Jamie.

Wee safety cling! Your Jamie is perfect.

Yeah, this whole thing was fantastic. I JUST LOVE THEM SO MUCH. <3

[doctorpancakes]

Oh youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

*blushflail* Why you so nice? Thank you muchly!

(I'm quite fond of the beard myself, but I do understand Jamie's perspective too, having had my share of rashes from men's scratchy whiskers)

[doctorpancakes]

Why thanking you! I rather enjoy thinking about what they get up to when they're not actualy in terrifying danger, and... things like these apparently are what happen ;)

[easytheretyger]

There's something so intimate about shaving another person. Incredibly hot.

Oh and this bit killed me:
"...every time we’ve had to do a wee safety cling..."

LOL.

Lovely story!

[doctorpancakes]

D'aww, shucks :)

I think there's a definite amount of trust and intimacy that comes with letting someone else come that close to your face with a sharp object, you know? Glad you approve!