Peanut: well fucking plastic
Took me 7 bloody hours to paint this portrait of Peanut with Aunt Claire and Uncle Nathan (after almost entirely being done, going to save, and my computer crashing. AWESOME.) so IT'S FINALLY DONE NOW and it comes with a story.
Unbeknownst to Claire, Nathan was taking a photograph of her bottom with his camera phone. Ostensibly, his intention was that it would make its way to Trashbat later that day.
“So Peanut, what do you want to be when you grow up?” Claire asked the toddler, smiling.
Felicity considered the question carefully.
“Six feet tall,” she said.
“That’s interesting,” nodded Claire. ”But what do you want to do?”
Felicity considered the question again.
“I want to colour,” she nodded.
Unbeknownst to Nathan, Felicity would later flush his camera phone down Dan’s toilet.
Unbeknownst to Claire, Nathan was taking a photograph of her bottom with his camera phone. Ostensibly, his intention was that it would make its way to Trashbat later that day.
“So Peanut, what do you want to be when you grow up?” Claire asked the toddler, smiling.
Felicity considered the question carefully.
“Six feet tall,” she said.
“That’s interesting,” nodded Claire. ”But what do you want to do?”
Felicity considered the question again.
“I want to colour,” she nodded.
Unbeknownst to Nathan, Felicity would later flush his camera phone down Dan’s toilet.