Twenty-Fourth Check-Up

[doctoronboard]

[He clears his throat.]

Good to hear everyone had a good time at the masquerade.

[A pause.]

For the new arrivals, my name is Jamie LaPointe, and I'm the on-board doctor.  I'm up on deck two most of the time, if you need me.  If I'm not there just give me a call over the network.

Comments

[teethofneedles]

You wouldn't happen to have a cure to death, would you?

[doctoronboard]

Depends.

[teethofneedles]

Depends on what?

[doctoronboard]

On what constitutes "dead".

/ping

[thiefshonor]

Dead body. Ya don't breath, don't need to eat, don't need to sleep, all yer organs don't do a thing. What about that?

silly zombies

[doctoronboard]

Well, if your brain's working, it could be possible, but honestly that'd be a lot of time and effort.

[thiefshonor]

...I see.

Thanks.