Public Video
[He's been in the infirmary all day, and while he doesn't particularly mind doing his job, he's seeing a lot of WEIRD journal entries.]
Will someone please tell me what's going on out there?
[What? He likes being kept in the loop. The loop is where all the important people are.]
[Private to Martha Jones]
[He sounds totally annoyed with you, Martha. Because he needs guilt later.]
Dr. Jones? Will you be returning to the infirmary today?
[Added Later, Public:]
[The EMH has edited his program so he's wearing a headdress which, while it was likely inspired by the gods running around, is obviously not Aztec in nature.]
I am Schweitzer, Lord of the Infirm. The Infirmary is my temple.
[Have a pause for dramatic effect, and then, for emphasis:]
It is the temple of the Infirm.
[Now he falters, and realizes he should have really rehearsed this. He points at the camera, looking as god-like as possible.]
Please stay out of the temple of the Infirm.
[And that's...all he's got. He's totally trying, though, because Five fell for it.]
Will someone please tell me what's going on out there?
[What? He likes being kept in the loop. The loop is where all the important people are.]
[Private to Martha Jones]
[He sounds totally annoyed with you, Martha. Because he needs guilt later.]
Dr. Jones? Will you be returning to the infirmary today?
[Added Later, Public:]
[The EMH has edited his program so he's wearing a headdress which, while it was likely inspired by the gods running around, is obviously not Aztec in nature.]
I am Schweitzer, Lord of the Infirm. The Infirmary is my temple.
[Have a pause for dramatic effect, and then, for emphasis:]
It is the temple of the Infirm.
[Now he falters, and realizes he should have really rehearsed this. He points at the camera, looking as god-like as possible.]
Please stay out of the temple of the Infirm.
[And that's...all he's got. He's totally trying, though, because Five fell for it.]